1920 Cedrus Yearbook

AIN1: This TNE (AIN,ERSITy 1•074,•9-C.:- •WC:S7 ittat AISS5.,-411S,2•1- -t- I) 5,, 1 1 111 11" N 1` 1920 - L -1_ /- 111111 (1)P4lloIN't c Kfif 1-fEy C0MC ON THE c AP,S ARE PuLLIN(,, OUT AGAIN I 51111 do \I ;ibigeO.CIT‘e.• I The Des Moines delegation from C. C. had just arrived in Chicago. After a nine-mile ride on the elevated in search of Northwestern Uni- versity, the above scene ensued. On investigation these wise students discovered the "Union Stock Yards" was not the University. "Oh, well, they always were interested in biology." WANT COLUMN (Send us your troubles—we have a cellar.) A new "Brand" of typewriter Dwight McKune Some "Moore" dates Oma Barnard A "Marsh" gas-mask La Clede Markle A Perennial "Bush" Louisa Greer Ham-on-Friday Millie Parker A"Roll-and" Pin Edith Ramsey A non-kickable "Dunk"-ey Flossie An "Elder"-ly man as night clerk Reba Harbison More Power to It Sober: What's this near-beer that they sell now, like? Souse: Well, it's just like having your girl throw you a kiss. The sentiment is all right, but you don't get any real thrill.—Pitt Panther. Did you see a coal strike? Nope!But we heard a tooth wash the other night. A straw hat is like a kiss over the telephone. It's not felt. 76