1921 Cedrus Yearbook

1 92 1 Nelson Thorn: "Surely it's a funny thing that when Cupid hits his mark, he generally Mrs. it." Helen Davis: "Don't you ever eat your corn off the cob, Olis?" Ohs Hart: "Not this Fall. It butters up my ear puffs so." Cecil Rife: "Hey, I found a nickel in the hash." Paul Duncan: "Then henceforth hereafter close your head about not finding no change in the feed here." Miss Weller: "Why are the muscles in my head smaller than those in my arm?" Miss Deacon: "Because you don't use them so much." "Is diss a fire insurance office?" • "Yes, sir; can we write you some insurance?" "Berhaps you can. You see, mine poss dreadens to fire me next Saturday and I like to get some brotection." Miss Glass: "So you really think your memory is improving under treatment? You remember things now Miss Smith: "Well, not exactly, but I have progressed so far that I can frequently remember that I have forgotten something if I could re- member what it is." Ernest Wright (upon Curtis' arrival): "Fellows, I can tell you how to get rich." "How?" Ernest: "Buy Curtis for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth." James Kyle: "I hear you are engaged to that young widow who is viisting relatives here. Is it true?" Harold Myers: "Yes." James Kyle: "How did you discover that she was the only woman in the world for an old bachelor like you?" Harold Myers: "Why,she-er-told me so." She was Oily to bed A beautiful And oily to rise, Girl—and through Is the fate of a man The dull light he When an auto he buys. Saw she was very Beautiful—in fact, so Beautiful that his •Attention was all hers. She was sitting next to Him and finally she opened Thnse small lips and Said. "Kiss me, Henry"— But his name was George and she Was reading the Title off the Screen to her Mother! Oh! My! 83 "Love is like an onion; We taste it with delight, Rut when it's gone, we wonder What ever made us bite." —Lehigh Burr. "On the mule we find Two legs behind And two we find before. We tickle behind Before we find What the two behind before." —Pelican. A