1922 Cedrus Yearbook

Editor's Note: We make no apologies for mentioning or failing to mention anyone in this section—time and space do not permit. There are over one hundred people intimately connected with the college, about all of whom jokes might be printed. Mathematically speaking, if combinations of jokes were written about each person there would have to be over one hundred thousand separate items in this section of the Cedrus. The cost of printing makes such a situation an impossibil- ity. Moreover, we disclaim all responsibility for the truthfulness of the jokes herein contained. If any of our "gentle readers" chance to be possessed of a sensitive disposition we advise them not to peruse the fol- lowing pages. "SMILE,AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU" Can You Imagine Louise McCullough worrying over her lessons? Lois Cummings without a mass of brown hair? Marjorie Wright without a host of male admirers? Wilbur White without his wit? Willard Kyle sad? Christina Kyle teaching school? Prof. Jurkat short and fat? Earle Collins without dimples? Florence Smith short and sweet? Miss Brand giving short lessons? Harper Bickett with a clear complexion? Bill Reddell a long haired poet? Dick Elder handsome? Marjorie McClellan not good looking? Grace Lyle tall and fleshy? Helen Bradfute with curly hair? Ruth McPherson unhappy? Edwin without Grace? LaClede Markle with light hair? Marion Stormont without his lessons? Arthur Findley married? Dr. McChesney a fisherman? 94