1922 Cedrus Yearbook

6a:ltiet:••::• 1 • •t••••:•44:•• • Bad Breaks Have you ever noticed how some members of the faculty rattle two pieces of chalk together in that distinctively "come seven, come eleven" manner. Prof. Allen: "A chair is a seat for one person with a back." McKune (upon being called upon to recite):"I pass." Prof. Allen: "Where in the world did you learn that term?" Speaking of the eternal fitness of things; the last chapel exercises before exams, we sang No. 253,"To the hills I lift mine eyes, whence shall help for me arise." Carl Elder: "I'm not caring so much for a vacation, but I would like to have a HOLLIDAY." Miss Brand (sitting in her class room): "Well, I wonder where my Poetry class is this morning?" Mr. Grindle (passing through the hall): "This is Washington's Birthday." Billie Arnott (speaking of ways to eat):"I never saw anybody eat off of boards." Ernie Wright: "I s'pose they eat off'n troughs where you come from." Dr. McChesney,in oratory: "If you do not have your speech, you will get zero, except on your presence, your good behavior, and your good looks." Jim Waite: "Then I won't get nothing." Miss Flory: "What are the whites of eggs used for?" W.Kyle: "Angelfood cake." Larry Currie: "Say, Lois is a clipper, isn't she?" Walk Taylor: "She is more; she's a revenue cutter." Miss Flory (in Physics Class):"What are the three kinds of equilibrum?" Pink Lane:"Sober, drunk,and dead drunk." Preach and Dot were riding in the country: Preach: "Would you like to live in the country?" Dot: "No,it would be too lonesome." Preach:"You ought to try it. it would make you grow." Dot: "Grow? Which way?" 96