1922 Cedrus Yearbook

It is rumored that there will be a new department organized in Cedarville College next year, i. e., Astronomy. We suppose Prof. Jurkat will have charge, as he will be able to reach down the stars for closer inspection. Carl: "That scar on your face must be very annoying." Mary W.:"Oh,it is next to nothing." "You told me these were fast colors, they went in a week!" "Well, you couldn't ask for anything faster than that."—Judge. "So you graduated from barber college? What is your college yell?" "Cut his lip, cut his jaw, leave his face raw,raw, raw." As St. Peter was heard to remark,"If you fall,fry,fry, again." She (sentimentally): "For why should you fall for me?" He: "Your line was just low enough to trip me." "Every dog has his day, except the dog without a tail and it has a weak end." Miss Flory: "Mr. Moore, does a starfish have organ?" George: "I don't know." Miss Flory: "Do you have an olfactory organ?" George: Collins: "Yes, he has his feet." Irate passenger: "Why don't you put your foot where it belongs." Tough Guy:"If I did you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week." Clarke: "You and me is going to have a combat." - Maine: "Yeah,you is going to do the comin'and I is goin'to do the battin'." Dr. McChesney: "Now can a cat think of itself as 'I?' If it did what would it be?" Harper Bickett: "An egotist." A FRESHMAN'S WISH I long to be a Senior, And with the Seniors stand, With a fountain pen behind my ear, And a thesis in my hand. I would not be a governor, I would not be a king, I'd rather be a Senior, And never do a thing. 98 an olfactory SO ARE WE This gym class stuff Is really Fine, Builds the students Up. Teaches'em discipline— Really it does. I'm for it. I don't have to Take it.