1922 Cedrus Yearbook

Bright Remarks From Other Schools Mother: "Poor Jimmie is so unfortunate." Caller: "How's that?" Mother: "During the track meet he broke one of the best records they had in college."—Tar Baby. Hen: "Whence the black eye, old thing?" Lee: "Oh, I went to a dance last night and was struck by the beauty of the place."—Cornell Widow. "For the love of Mike,lend me two bits." "Who is this guy Mike?"—Medley. Freshie: "I need $5 for my lab fee, and I have only four." Senior: "That's easy. Pawn the $4 for three and sell the pawn ticket for $2."—McGill Daily. Waiter: "What would you say to a stew?" Frosh: (Indignantly) "I never speak to drunkards."—Burr. Prof.: "What do you find when you examine a dog's lungs under a microscope?" Pre-Med: 'The seat of his pants, I suppose."—Pelican. '14: "So you're a revenue officer now?" '15: "Yes." '14: "What do you do when you find whiskey?" '15: "I perform my duty to the last drop."—Cornell Widow. Pike: "What is that rasping noise in the office?" Peak: "Oh,I guess somebody's filing a complaint."—Punch Bowl. He: "My heart's idol—" She: "Put it to work."—Mugwump. "Why do women wear shoulder straps on their gowns?" "Well, it's either that or nothing."—Phoenix. "Which have the greatest number of admirers, blondes or bru- nettes?" "Ask Madge; she's been both."—Pitt Panther. The key to the learning for which you are yearning Is easy to find if you look; But never try finding that secret by grinding Or looking for it in a book. I'll tell you a system which surely beats this one, A system that's easy enough— Try looking sagacious, that's most efficacious, That's part of the system called bluff. —Wellesley College News. 99