At the Football Game Lucinda Caskey: "Do you suppose they ever get those poor boys' faces clean?" Lucille Johnson: "Sure, what's the scrub team for?" Prof. Frazer: "Give an example of food containing mineral matter." "Pete": "Rock Candy." Jack Ewbank: "I wish to ask a question concerning a tragedy." Prof. Robison: "Yes?" Jack: "What's my Bible grade?" Mrs. Kyle: "I found seventy-five cents in your bed this morning." Henry: "Ah, my sleeping quarters, no doubt." Herb. Main: "The dentist tells me I have a large cavity that needs filling." Dick Elder: "Did he recommend any special course of study?" Alberta Hemphill: "Harper Bickett says he means to be an aviator." Dorothy White: "Well, he always was flighty." Miss Brand: "What does Q. E. D.stand for?" Lillian Hopper: "Quit and eat dinner." Coach Warner: "Instead of burning the midnight oil, some of our boys are burning the midnight gasoline." Mother Arthur: "You were out after ten last night, Howard." Howard Arthur: "No indeed, I was only after one." Dick Cooper: "I'm doing my best to get ahead." Miss Somers: "Goodness knows you need one." Miss Porter: "What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?" Martha Beam: "If I knew I'd try it." Mary Flannagan: "Don't you get hungry in that fourth hour history class?" Marj. Wright: "No, I'm fed up on dates and current events." Miss Brand: "Who wrote the story you are reading?" Forrest Nagley: "A man named 'FINIS.' I've read about a dozen of his works." "How is your cold, Eloise?" Eloise: "Very obstinate." "And how is your brother?" Eloise: "About the same." Marie Meahl: "They say Orpheus of old could make a stone wall move with his music." Forrest Nagley: "That's nothing, why I made two families next door to us move." Charles Brown: "Well, I suppose you are ready for the sheep-skin?" Ernie Wright: "No,it seems as if I am going to be a goat." 83
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