1925 Cedrus Yearbook

Nagley—"Gosh, you're dumb, why don't you get an encyclopedia?" Stoltz—"Because the pedals hurt my feet." George—"I hear Irma is wearing glasses now,do they improve her looks?" Jack—"Yes, about fifty feet or so." June—"Was Jack heart broken when you jilted him?" Betty—"I should say not. He was perfectly horrid." June—"What did he do?" Betty--When I gave him back the ring he took a little file and made a notch on the inside." June—"What was horrid about that?". Betty—"There were five notches ii it already." The Magician—"Now then, young man, let me have your watch. First I will make it disappear and then I .will bring it back to you again." Wally Orr—"It disappeared three months ago professor, so all you need to do is to bring it back again." Steamboat Captain (who has just fallen overboard)--"Don't stand there like a dumbbell. Gimme a yell, can't you?" College Student Deckhand—"Certainly, Rah! Rah!Rah! Rah! Captain! "I got in hot water this morning," remarked Hot Lips. Weimer—"Did you? How was that?" Hot Lips—"Oh, I just had a bath. Bobbie (when passing a shbe store)—"Do you need any shoes?" Barb—"No." Bobbie—"Neither do I, so let's go in here and rest while they try some on us." Professor Frazer—"What is ordinarily used as a conductor of electricity?" Townsley-—"Why, er,r." Prof. Frazer—"Correct, now tell me.what is the unit of electric power?" Townsley—"The what, sir?" Prof. Frazer—"That will do, very good." Leever—"Her vbice is golden." Orr—"Quite right. Isn't gold the hardest metal?"