1925 Cedrus Yearbook

"Our Faculty and the Dumb • 11" with apologies to both Ravings and Ramblings from padded cell no 2313. Broadcast from Station P-U-N-K. To be sung to tune,"Mr. Noah." Magna cum loudly. Said the Dumb-bell, said the Dumb-bell, "I want to go to school at Old C.C. But I really don't know what my course should be." Tra, La, Loo,Tra La, Loo, Tra, La, Loo, Loo,Loo, Loo, Lou, "Better ask'em, better ask 'em, If you want to go to school at Old C.C. Better get some advice from the Faculty," Tra, La,Loo, Tra La, Loo,Tra, La, Loo,Loo, Loo, Loo, Lou, "Dr. Jurkat, Dr. Jurkat, May I come in to the College History? 'Cause I want to learn more 'bout our Liberty." Tra, La, Loo, Tra La, Loo, Tra, La, Loo,Loo,Loo, Lou, Lou, "Come right in, Sir, Come right in, Sir, There will be many topics that you must repeat, And the best thing to do is to get a back set." Tra, La, Loo, Tra La,Loo, Tra, La, Lou,Loo, Lou,Lou, Lou, Professor Frazer, Professor Fcazer, May I come in to study chemistry? 'Cause I want to find out how they made up me. Tra, La, Loo,Tra La, Loo, Tra, La, Loo,Lou, Lou,Lou,Lou, "No, you can't sir, no, you can't sir. I'm afraid that matter plus Y-0-1.1 Would be S-0-S, and P-D-Q." Tra, La, Loo, Tra La, Loo, Tra, La, Lou,Loo, Lou, Loo, Lou, "Miss Tinker, Miss Tinker, I want to study English, too, you see. Now, what shall I read that will benefit me?" Tra, La, Loo,Tra La, Loo, Tra, La, Loo, Lou,Loo, Lou, Lou, "Young Fellow, Young Fellow, Shakespeare and Chaucer you must peruse, But the best thing to read is the Grove City News." Tra, La, Loo, Tra La, Loo, Tra, La, Loo, Loo,Lou,Loo,Lou, "Miss Koehler, Miss Koehler, You never can tell what a teacher I'd be, 'Cause there never could anybody yet teach me." Tra, La, Loo,Tra La,Loo,Tra, La, Loo,Loo,Lou,Loo,Loo, "Never mind, Sir, never mind, Sir, When you study by the methods that are taught by me Everything is as easy as 1, 2, 3." Tra, La, Loo, Tra La, Loo,Tra, La, Loo, Lou,Lou,Loo, Lou,