1925 Cedrus Yearbook

The Optimist "Doc" Richards: "What were you doing yesterday?" Jack: "Fishing." "Doc" Richards: "Any luck?" Jack: "Yes, I found a horseshoe." Prof.: "I'll give you just one day to hand in that paper." Stude: "All right. How about the Fourth of July?" —Northwestern Purple Parrott. "What is a waffle?" "A waffle is a pancake with cleats." —Seanford Chaparral. ROBERT BIRD (St. SONS CO. Cedarville, Ohio "Always the Best at Lowest Possible Prices" What the college student wants, or needs is our specialty "Buy at Bird's and Buy the Best" GOOD LUCK TO THE CEDRUS He: "Don't you think sheep are the dumbest animals?" She: "Yes, my lamb." —Michigan Gargoyle Evolution Freshman: "I don't know." Sophomore: "I am not prepared." Junior: "I do not remember." Senior: "I don't believe I can add anything to what has been said." —Purple Parrot. Foolish Question "You poor man," said the kindly lady to the tramp, "and are you married?" "No,lady," he replied, "if I had a wife I wouldn't be relying on strange wim, men for a livin', would I, d'ye suppose?" —NY Medley.