1926 Cedrus Yearbook

if;callus.• 1926 _ „- First Frosh—"How'd Jack make out in his mid-years?" Second Frosh—"He was caught cheating." First Frosh—"How come?" Second Frosh—"In physiology the question was asked,'How many vertebrae are there?'and he was caught rubbing his back." , June—"Isaw 'No,No,Nanette'in Dayton last week." Miss Lieving—"And who is she?" - OVERHEARD IN JANUARY. Wiemer (taking a correspondence course in love-making)—"Come, dear, let us take a walk and pick some violets." Elizabeth—"But there are no violets this time of year." - Wiemer—"Oh hang it all, that's right! I must have prepared the wrong les- son." WISE, AND OTHERWISE. - Among Recent Exam. "Howlers." "The old Egyptian inscriptions were written on paprika." "Ancient soldiers fought with coats of nails." "Oriental music was in past time." "The importance of cattle to Syrian farmers was for dairy products and eggs." "A small amount of angular fishing was done." "Grapes are planted in vine form." "Gabriel was Paul's teacher." "When crossing the desert people go in cavarns." "Palestine is quite different from Egypt or Babyland." "Partnership means the combing of two persons for carrying on business and regulating their production." "Except for the Applachian change of mountains the land is comparatively level." Miss Dolby—"Your themes should be written so clearly and carefully that even the most stupid persons can understand them." , Flemming (humbly)—"Yes? What part don't you understand?" Miss Dolby—"Have you done your outside reading?" Willard Thuma—"Not yet; the weather has been too cold." Prof.-Smith—"Now before we start reviewing I want every student to make a list of all the Shakespearean plays that he or she does not understand. Miss Johnson, what are you doing?" Elenore Johnson—"Just copying the index." ‘, — Page Ninety-eight/0"