1926 Cedrus Yearbook

ef DRUS 1926 THE MASCULINE GIRL. She BOBS her hair; In the afternoon she GYMS; She's always on the lookout for JACK; She incurs BILLS; Her head is HARRY; She likes to drive a HENRY! At times she would ap-PAUL; Her fresh admirers are CLAUDE,and She tackles all with GUST-to! First Bachelor—"How old is Miss Spinster—doesn't she claim twenty-five?" Second Bachelor—"Dunno what she claims, but at her last birthday party, when they lighted the candles on her cake, five people were overcome by the heat." Housewife—"We're going to get an electric washer, and so we won't need you any more." Laundress—"All right, lady; but an electric washer don't give out no gossip." "Coming in swimming, Tommy?" "No; mother won't let me." "Come on in; she'll never find it out." "Yes,she will; it's my bath night to-night." —London Passing Show. AS IT WOULD BE. The prof. was hauled up before the police judge, charged with speeding. To his dismay he found that the judge was no other than an old student whom he had flunked. The judge assumed a solemn air. "Professor Smith," he said, "this is a very serious charge. But for the sake of the old school, I am going to let you off lightly. You may have your choice of taking the quiz you gave me five years ago, or ten years on the rock-pile! Choose!" "Ten years," gasped the prof. and swooned. —Kansas Sour Owl. First Stude—"I just got a check from home." Second Stude—"Pay me the five dollars you owe me,then." First Stude—"Wait till I tell you the rest of my dream." Mistress—"Mandy, how do you manage to get your pies so neatly crimped?" Mandy—"Oh,that's easy, ma'am. Ah just uses mah false teeth." —Oklahoma Whirlwind. Page One hundred six