1926 Cedrus Yearbook

f;CEDRUS -1926 "Waiter,it's been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup." "Sorry,sir; but you know how turtles are." —Lyre. First Stude—"How did you get so round-shouldered?" Second Stude—"Winding up the phonograph for my daily dozen records." —C.C. N. Y. Mercury. Let Us Clothe U — HOME CLOTHING CO. TRADE AT HOME G. H. HARTMAN. Prop. Stude—"I have courted your daughter for the last year." Pa—"Well,what do you want?" Stude—"To marry her." Pa—"Hurray! I thought maybe you wanted dpension." —Minn.Ski-U-Mah. Prof.—"I believe you missed my class yesterday." Student—"Why,no,I didn't, old man; not in the least." —Notre Dame Juggler. [ GALLOWAY and CHERRY Furniture Floor Coverings 36-38 West Main Street XENIA, OHIO She—"Lizzie's young man calls her his peach, and the apple of his eye. Why can't you call me things like that?" He—"Yes, that's all right; but he's in the fruit business and I'm in the fish trade." —Yale Record. Page One hundred ten