1926 Cedrus Yearbook

eEDRUS -.1926 Ophelia—"To be massaged or not to be,that is the question." Hamlet—"Aye,there's the rub." —Toronto Goblin. Liza—"Mah man is suah lazy; I bet he's got tha softest job in town." Jane—"What all does youah man do?" Liza—"He's tha testah in the mattress factory." —Pelican. Doctor—"You have acute tonsilitis." She—"Yes,so many people have admired it." —Moonshine. Father—"I never kissed a girl till I met your mother. Will you be able to say the same to your son when you become a married man?" Son—"Not with such a straight face as you can,father." —Prep. THE THESTORM BROKE. "Hear about the riot down at the Umbrella Repair Men's Ball last night?" "No,what was the matter?" "The orchestra played,"It Ain't Gonna Rain No More." —Ring Leader. She—"I've invented a new face powder which can't be kissed off." He—"Don't you need someone to take charge of your proving grounds?" First Co-Ed—"So you went out riding with Titewadde. I suppose you passed everything on the road?" Second Co-Ed—"We did; including eight ice-cream parlors and sixty soda fountains. Ed—"I guess you've been out with worse-looking fellows than I am, haven't you?" (No answer.) Ed—"I say, I guess you've been out with worse-looking fellows than I am, haven't you?" Co-Ed—"I heard you the first time. I was just trying to think." —University of Oregon Lemon Punch. Page one hundred twelve