1926 Cedrus Yearbook

dEDRUS-1926 THE CLOCK OF LIFE The clock of life is wound but once, And no man has the power To tell just when the hands will stop, At late or early hour. Now is the only time you own— Live, love, toil with a will; Place no faith in to-morrow, for The clock may then be still. MARVIN L. WILLIAMS REPRESENTATIVE The Mutual Life Insurance Co. of New York CEDARVILLE, OHIO Irate Usher (to man in picture show loOking, with the aid of a match, for something on the floor)—"Hey, put out the light! What are you looking for?" Man With Light—"I'm looking for a piece of taffy I dropped." Irate One—"You're causing all this trouble looking for a piece of taffy?" M.W.L.—"But the taffy had my teeth in it." Landlady—"Isn't this a good chicken?" Boarder—"It may have been morally, but physically it's a wreck." —Pitt.Panther; Samson—"Why did you send that poor boy back for your cold cream? He'll never find it. Delilah—"I only wanted to get the chap off my hands." —Princeton Tiger. "Fadder, you told me you would give me a dollar efery time I got an A in col- litch. Fadder, I made two last week." "Veil, here's two dollars. Now quit studying so much. It's bad for you." —Oklahoma Whirlwind. Page One hundred thirteen ;ss„