1926 Cedrus Yearbook

\\ , , 1-:,dEDRus o• 1 926 . _ "Father—"What did you do with that last ten dollars Cutie—"I bought a dollar's worth of oranges and apples dates." I gave you?" and spent the rest on Customer—"Waiter,there is a rock in this ice-cream." Jack Rockhold—"What do you want,the whole brick?" Ethel—"I can hardly wait until Wednesday on account of gym." Gladys—"Jim who?' Ethel—"Gymnasium." Williams—"Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some June—"Just grate upon you." We have been told that recently "Cutie" left a note on the door for Jack, his room-mate, who had gone to the movies. This bore the legend: "If I'm studying when you get back,wake me up." , Lena—"What town do you come from?" Marguerite Donaldson—"Rootstown." Lena—"Funny I never heard of it. What is the population?" Marguerite—"Do you mean when I'm at home or when I'm at school?" Student—"Did any member of your fanny ever make a brilliant marriage?" Prof. Smith—"My wife did.". Prof. Robison—"I believe that you might talk more intelligently if you had a little more sleep before coming to this class." Bill Barlow—"Yes,sir. But you see I have only one class before this one." Sibyl—"My parents came over on the Mayflower." Lorena—"That's nothing; they stayed with my folks the first night they landed." Bob Jacobs—"You say Yank plays a one-stringed instrument in church?" Don Funk—"Yes,he pulls the bell rope." _ •., • -, _ Page Ninety-six - ,,,,_ \