1927 Cedrus Yearbook

!A V WA'AV'AV V V -A // J// /// 1927 THE CEDRUS 197 1111R11111/111r14 -1 1 • 7iie CriteHon Value Xrst Clothiers SMART CLOTHES For Men, Young Men and Boys 22 S. Detroit St., Xenia, Ohio I got on a slow train. I told the conductor about the slowness of the train, and he told me if I didn't like it I had better get out and walk. I said: "I would, but my folks don't expect me until the train gets there." In the seat in front of me sat a mother with her fat bOy. She handed the conductor a half-fare ticket, and the conductor said: "That boy is too large to ride on a half-fare ticket." "Well," said the mother,"he wasn't when he got on." JIMMY'S ESSAY ON TEETH Teeth are funny things: They ain't there when you are horned and they ain't there when you die but they give you trouble all the time your alive because they hurt while they are coming and theyhurt when they are going and when you eat candy between times. Grandpaw says his teeth are the only ones in the fambly that don't cause trubil. And that's because he wears his in his pocket most uv the time. The only teeth that don't never hurt is the top one's in a cow's mouth and they never bother hr enny because she ain't got none there. 1 Get the Habit - - Trade at Home HARDWARE,FENCE POSTS, TILE FEED,COAL,CEMENT If It's Used on the Farm—We Have It CEDARVILLE FARMERS GRAIN CO.