1930 Cedrus Yearbook

Jokes Rife: I've learned lots of new tricks. I can imitate any bird that you name. Susie: Suppose that you imitate the "homing pigeon." A professor tells us that petting involves emotional excitement. Do you suppose that he would kid us? Clerk in Five and Ten: You can have anything in here for a dime. Brenton. I'll take that little blonde behind the candy counter. Sarah Margaret: Were you mad when Hinton kissed you? Lenore: Say it just burned me up. Prof. Hostetler: If a child is born inside the three mile limit, it belongs to the United States. Bob Bratton: Gee, I thought that it belonged to its mother. Jack Osborne: Do you know that Swaby thinks that Marshall Fields is a play-ground? Regina: Well, what does Red use those fields for? Herbie: Why did Grant put on his old clothes? Lawliss: He told me that he had a blind date. Father: Why were you suspended from college? Foster: Constant interruptions prevented my studying. Father: Interruptions? In what forms? Foster: (reminiscently) Ah,those forms! Powers (at riding academy): I want a saddle horse. Riding Master: What kind of a saddle do you want? Powers: What is the difference? Riding Master: English saddles are perfectly plain and Mexican saddles have a horn. Powers: Give me the one with a horn. I am not used to the traffic. One Hundred Two