1930 Cedrus Yearbook

Some co-eds will not tell tales outside of school—but the ones they tell inside! Doctor: It's a boy, Professor. Prof: What is? Eddie, as he picked up a chestnut burr: Oh, Willis, come here, I've found a porcupine's egg. Guide: We are now passing through a famous hamlet. Mrs. Schedd: Oh,I thought that a hamlet was a little pig. Fudge: How is your girl today? Flatter: Oh, passiOn fair. Tanner: Bob, called up the house four times before I gave him a date. Wilma: Whom did he ask for the other three times? Hilma: 'Wendell tried to kiss me tonight. Mrs. Nagley: Did you slap him? Hilma: Yes indeed. As soon as he got through. Kenney: Why is a woman like a player piano? Bunk: Because you can't play them without a roll. A woman's mouth is usually compared to a rosebud but a rose bud is usually shut. Rebecca: Did Eddie like your new sofa? Garnet: He complimented me on it. Turner: How's your new girl? Hickman: Not so good. Turner: You always were lucky. Hilma: Why is Fudge walking down street between those two girls? Mary Ruth: Ah, they are playing that they are a limburger cheese sandwich. Hinton: Don't worry, that cop can't arrest us. Lenore: Have you got a drag at the city hall? Hinton: No, I haven't any license plates. One Hundred Seventeen