1930 Cedrus Yearbook

DEGREES: S. B. (for males) Sophisticated Bachelor. L. L. (for females) Ladies of Leisure. REQUIREMENTS FOR A DEGREE: It will be necessary for the students to spend at least six hours a week in class to graduate in eight years. Overeagerness to graduate is unsophisticated and anyone feeling so will have to abide by the following rules: 1. Late to all classes. 2. Cut half of them and appear indifferent to the rest. 3. Must be engaged at least three times. 4. Break at least two dates to "Formals." 5. Wear his or her hat at, a precarious angle (if male) perched on nose. 6. All females must carry Fatimas at all times. 7. Flunk from several less important colleges, such as Ohio State, Ohio Wesleyan, University of Michigan, Mt. Holyoke,Vassar, Dartmouth, and Princeton. CURRICULA ENGLISH: Slang (all latest dope). A practical course. Profane language (laboratory course on golf links). Old English plus Scotch (how to get away with it). PSYCHOLOGY: Flirting 1. (Theory of hand squeezing). Blind dating. Davenport Department (Labortary prerequisite, Flirting 1). Breaking Dates. Porch Swinging. M.R. M. B. Fiftu-one