1931 Cedrus Yearbook

CEDRUS Jokes Prof. Davis: Define angular velocity. Bull: Angular velocity is the velocity of something that goes round and round and never gets anywhere. Prof. Davis: Give an example. Bull: Fudge. Miss Wolfe: Define a monologue. Kenfield: A monologue is a conversation between two people, such as Miss Angevine and Ballard. Mother: What do you want for your birthday, darling? Bill Waddle: I wanna have one of those "rich man's playthings" I've read so much about. First Convict: When does you all leave here, boy? Iddings: The first. First Convict: De first of when Iddings: The first chance I get. Jack Osborn: Da you repair cars here? Garage Owner: Yeah, but we don't do manufacturing. Scott: Have you read "To a Mouse"? Garlough: Naw. How do you get 'em to listen? Mr. McLaughlin: Your studies are suffering, son. Do you need a coach? Louis: No,Dad,a roadster will do. Stranger: I represent a society for the prevention of profanity. I want to take profanity entirely out of your life and— Marion H.: Hey, Dad. Here's a man who wants to buy your car. Customer at Doc's: I don't like the flies in here. Bob: Sorry, Sir, there'll be some new ones here tomorrow. Edith Foster: He is all the world to me. What would you advise me to do. Hickman: See a little more of the world. Some girls let a fool kiss them; others let a kiss fool them. or, Iito rid.II