1931 Cedrus Yearbook

CEDRUS Foster: Do you know that chorus girls have a hard time? Brenton: Yes, they do have to bare a good deal. Prof. Steele: My boy, at your age I was up at six in the morning with the lark. Iddings: I don't care to keep a lark going that long. Dr. Mac: What kind of leather makes the best shoes? Bill Waddle: I don't know, but banana skins make the best slippers. Sarah R.: Hopkins was the goal of my ambitions but— Bernice: But what? Sarah: Uncle Fred kicked the goal. Curry: Young man, can I get into the park through this gate? Little Boy: Guess so, lady. I just saw a load of hay go through. Eddie: I'm writing a song. Willis: Yes? What's the subject matter? Eddie: It doesn't. Mrs. McChesney: Do you know where the step-ladder is? Eloise: Brenton had it last. Mrs. Mac: Then it is probably in the pantry. Hopkins: I suppose that you wish every year had 365 days of rest. Mormon: Are you mad? Then I would have to work a day every,four years. Tobias: I see that Moses was a toreador. Prof. Steele: How do you figure? Irene: Well, wasn't he in the bull rushes? Miss Berkley: My father has always given me a book for my birthday. Lenora: My,what a wonderful library you must have. Strange Girl (just introduced):Somehow you seem familiar. Albert: Good heavens, I haven't started yet. Wilda: Marion told me a story last night. Eloise: Did he tell it well? Wilda: Well, he held his audience. Mr. Waddle: Your B. F. talks too much. He rattles along like a Ford. Martha: I know, Dad, but his clutch is so different. One hundred twelve