1931 Cedrus Yearbook

CEDRUS Dutch Rife: I have solved the mystery of what a hotel means when they ad- vertise "rooms $1 and up." Garlough: What is it? Dutch: I got one of the dollar rooms and was up all night. Mildred: What was Sarah talking about? Carmen: Business Mildred: I know, but whose? Prof.: Congratulations, my boy. Irons: But you just said I flunked out in medical school. Prof.: Sure, think of the lives you have saved. Teacher: Canaan was a land flowing with milk and honey. Now what do you think a land flowing with milk and honey would be like? Ballard: Sticky. Nina tells us that Vernon is E0 silent that she is going to have him wired for sound. Prof. Steele: Make a sentence using the word evanescent. Iddings: Well, well, well, evanescent my old friend Charlie. Mrs. Keuhrman: What lovely fleecy clouds. I'd like to be up there sitting on one of them right now. Mr. Ditto: All right. You drive awhile. Ballard: How long can a man live without brains? Collins: I'm sorry, but I don't know your age. Elias: Since Walter has been married I notice that he hasn't been running around so much. Eloise: No,since the knot has been tied he hasn't so much rope. Bost: Does your grandpa wear a full beard? Bull: No, he is always careful when he eats. Brenton: Marriage is a great game. Sarah Margaret: Yes, but it always ends in a tie. B. F.: How long before she will make her appearance? Ma. Marshall: She is upstairs making it now. One hundred thirteen