1977 Miracle Yearbook

What Banquet, sponsored by Al- pha Chi, begins. Each of those at- tending the banquet are escorted into the gymnasium and are taken to a table designated as one of the original thirteen colonies. After ev- eryone is seated,a welcome speech by the President of Alpha Chi, Chuck Elliott, begins the banquet. The meal is served, and following it, a demonstration for women suf- frage begins in the back of the gym. The women are refused the right to vote. Action is taken by the members ofthe Liberty Belles, and the male Presidential candi- dates are abducted!A compromise is made,and the candidates are re- turned,at which time the vote for the next Cedar What President is taken. After a show of hands by the students, Dr. Al Monroe and Dr.David Matson ofthe Liberalist Party are announced as the new President and Vice-President, re- spectively,ofCedar What.The Li- berals give a victory speech, but Dr. James Phipps of the losing Conservative Party has the last word: "I hope you get what you got!' 1. Dr. Biddle is aghast when handcuffed. 2. A group of loyal supporters make their preferance known. 3. A grim-faced dummy hangs from the S.C.G. 4. Black-robed choir members,a sign of the Conservative Party, cry for women to "repent" and stay out of politics. 5. Uncle Al is frequently heard campaigning. 6. The banquet is not the typical Cedarville banquet, where dates quietly discuss the classes they are taking. Quite contrary, one must yell to be heard. 7. The brass band becomes a sign of Dr. Monroe's appearance. 8. Is this the true Dr. Johnson? 9. It becomes necessary to use guns to maintain law and order. 10. While the band plays Daniel Boone's theme song, Dr. Phipps plays his part. 17