2002 Miracle Yearbook

DANDELION CHAPEL Dr. Dixon, showing his love towrd dandelions, gets ready to brake a dandelion plate in chapel. "All I want to do is get rid ofthe dandelions!" was President Dixon's battle cry. Dixon transformed Monday morning chapel into his platform for one of his most outrageous calls for dandelion genocide. The annual dandelion chapel entertained students and most likely scared any dandelions in the state ofOhio. While presenting 4.0 mugs, Dixon found himselfcrowned with bright yellow flowers after a young lady's headgear was transported to his head. Dixon,with astounding response time, threw the headpiece into the fourth row ofpews. Dixon defined what he believed his presidential successor should be. After downplaying the importance of"looks," in which he believed no future president will ever be able to match his own,he said,"I don't even care ifhe doesn't go to church!" Dixon made it clear he wanted a president who would 160 Chapel not rest until the dandelion extermination met its conclusion. Dixon next unmasked many ofhis enemies,including Pat Dixon,the president's spouse of41 years, who challenged the milestone of42 by wearing dandelion apparel. The dandelion movie placed Cedarville faces in the front lines. Professor DiCuirci, portrayed by the Klingon,Worffrom Star Trek, and Professor Spencer, reprising his role as Yoda,furthered the cause for dandelion destruction in the film. Dr. Scott Dixon, played by the young Jedi, Anakin *walker,took up the sword against the yellow beasts ofthe field. "I might not be old enough to be a college professor or fight the dandelions, but my dad's the president, so it's okay." The dandelion chapel proved once again that"The war on dandelions has begun." Dixon can only smile as he holds the dandelion headband after it was placed on his head by a 4.0 student. Mrs. Dixon proudly displays her dandelion sweater that a student gave her.