The Cedarville Herald, Volume 44, Numbers 1-26

. f The ativertiament that MI# ' i» thead thatdoesn't try to tell too much, VOUTT-FOTJBTH YB AM. NO. 23. Ml >AY, JUNE 3, 1921 ; •Jci.rj s i Hr IN /| fl.r ItWWfJS CALLED BY COM. MONPnAWBATOBKRA HOUSE TOMIfflRT, A useitiac has been called foe Fri­ day night, toaight, at lib# opera bouse by Tim Community dub in tb* in- n*mk ef m Abel Magana Com- pansy tha*- last week - purchased the bwriaee* and property at the Cedar- ville Llnw Co, T-h* meeting Krill be public and no admission. Mr, Carter Ab4 of Colum- baa, will bepre&nt god explain some » f the processes and. plana of company. Following the announcement of the deal in the last issue of the Herald many have .asked u* what the new company planned to do, what is was to manufacture* what magnesia wap W#ed for, and many ether questions This meeting w^l ,b# your oppor­ tunity to heap the heid' of the com­ pany explain the process, o f warn* facture and tdji of the poestbiRtie* of such a plant in, this community. Wo are all interested in the devel- opement of the.town and community. From all We can hear we have1pros­ pects of having on# of the largest concerns In the county. Make your arrangements to at­ tend this, mooting and get first hand information.' ■ NEW LIBRARY BOOKS CEDAR PA% Wp»HBSDAY. Cedar Day this year is going to he . bigger and hotter than,over. A very unique program is tmJAg prepared. This year the College, assisted by the people of the community, is putting on. a beautiful pageant Ip Which over a hundred people take part, . Jthe pageant is a representation of pioneer life and the .development of America. -The High School orches- '■,tra will takapart in-the musical pro- •gram. " * - v, - ^ ‘ ‘ The May pole dance and .the Queen o f the May will'he theccnter o f at­ traction during part of the exercises. Mias Helen Stewart, a senior, is to be the Queen o f the May, - As Usual a big basket dinner , will be enjoyed by the rowds that attend. The program will begin at 8:0ft o’clock, Wednesday, June 8 . ' '* MAB HOT BOY STABBATT. *• A fltory published in the Xenia Gazette Wednesday that a Boy Star- ratt, had (beep committed to the Day- tom state' hoprital proved to be iu- .Thp *aanb» right na!jna was dmOd Ms, mode Waa^lSitfl]Siarrat Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Sterrett went on Thursday to Dayton to the hospital to make 'an-investigation'as' to the identity of the man. There was no resemblance as the- man committed Wad. only about go years bid., Boy Sterrett, son o f Mr. and Mrs. W, R. ' Sterrett disappeared about seven years ago from hip home in Seattle, Wash,, and has never been heard from 'to this day. The publication of the: story by Using the name of Roy naturally gave the family and many relatives in. this .section Some alarm at the time. . . . : THANKS. ' The Citizens Committee Wishes to express on behalf of the community sincere thanks to Bev. V. E. Busier for the Memorial sermon. County Au­ ditor B. O* Wead for his fine address at the cemetery, Bev. W. P. Harriman for hiAexcellent address in the evenf ' ing, fhosd who furnished the music at the opera hofise and the Band boys Boy Scouts and X, 0. 0. F. Lodge and Flower Committee. We regret there were hot more of the soldier boys in the procession to the cemetery and we sincerely hope there will be an effort made to form a Legion Post in Cedarville, which Will be suported in any possible way by the community. It was indeed a Memorial Day and we 1 are truly grateful to all who helped to make it so. COMMITTEE. The fottowittg wwr books h#v# heap added to the library; ! < Ffcttaa— ..5 Tba Age o f Jtonooeaee—E. Wharton Courage of Captain P|p»--^crwoed Cow Country—B. J£ Bower Christmas Day in‘ the Evening—— Grace Richmond. Griszly King—-Curwood The Great Desire—Alexander Black Grand Babylon Hotel—Arnold Ren the*pet Iaohol—Curwood - The Lion’s Share—Arnold Bennett The LJtfle Minister— J, M. Barrie, Main Street-^. Lewis Mysterious Rider—Zane Grey The Purple Heights—M. C. Oemler The Prodigal Village—X. Bachelor The Prairie Wife—Arthur Stringer The Postmaster’s Daughter—Lewis Tracer - Rosa Mundi—Ethel M. Dell Room with Tassels—Carolyn Welle Sister Sue—Elinor H. Porter • Sand Holler—Bell K. Mapiates School-Master .of Keesville— H- R. Martin l- * .* . Selfand SelfManagOment— Arnold Bonnet * Top o f the World—Ethel M. DeU Valley o f Silent Men—Curwood Within the Law—Dana Marvin, Helen with the High Hand—Ben­ nett, -Arnold •' r Paris Nights, , City ,pf Pleasure, Gates pf Wrath—Arnold Berinett While Baris: "Laughed—Leonard Merrick , - . , Cinthia—Leonard Merrick * - Exton Manor, The Squire’s Dau­ ghter, The House Of Merrilees— A. Marshall. ■> * ^ Juvenile— * • Blind Trails—C. H. Ernest , Boy with, the U. S. Inventors— Robert Wheeler ' Bpy, Vigilante .of Belgium— G. E. Walsh Bunny Brown and Sister Sue Giv­ ing a Show—Laura L. Hope , Coxwain Drake-of the Sea Scouts —Nonpbrook - • Curly o f the .Circle Bar— J,;B, Amo* " 1 ' ' Daisy—Hi a ; MbeArthur Fireside! Stories’ for Giri'es in their -Teen— 0. G .’Xtotim. • ’ '• il iFortunes o f Wan—Ralph Barbour Guarding'His Goal—Ralph Barbour Hart o f Pinocohio—Pqalo Lorenzini Hidden Aerial— Louia E. Theisa 1 Xiost in 'the Air—ftieH 1 1 : ShUata .of |be%( Wolve«-~Baker There is a probability of war start­ ing next Wednesday, Two Indian tribe* meet on ' Cedarville College Campus. The whole community is interested in Cedar Day Pageant. College, High School,, and, Grades Will all be there. HmaeJtihBsrttesfia.1 Sunbonnet Babies—Chwver Sandman Christmas Stories—Wal­ ker j. • .Trudy and Timothy in the Trees— Porter . , Torch of Gourage and Other Stor­ es—Bailey, C. S. f i Travels of ,Honk-a-Tonk—Allen Chaffee ' The White Indian Boy—Wilson Miscellaneous—. ’ American Ideals—Forester 1 Applied Electricity for Practical Men—Rowland, A. J. Choice Readings—Cummock David BalfoUr-^-Stevensbn, R. L. 'Entertaining Made Easy—Burt. <■>Form of Democracy—Watkins Finland and the Finn*—Arthur Roade . - How to Read Poetry—Ethel Colson Handbook of Best Readings—Clark Highways and Byways oh the Pa­ cific Coast—Clifton Johnson History of American Literature Last of the Plainsmen—Zane Grey Merry Men jtnd Other Tale*— R. L. Stevenson ' Methods and Materials of Literary Criticism—Galey & Kurtz My First Summer In the Sierra— John Muir, Our National Parks—John Muir. People of Destiny—Gibbs Prose Literature ' for Secondary Schools—Ashman Practical Electric firin g— J. M. Sharpe Readings from Literature—Halleck and Batbour Roaming Through the West Indies —Harry A, Frank ’ Select Readings—Morgan Spell o f the Hawaiian Islands and the Philippines—Isabel Anderson Stories by Foreign Authors—, Thanksgiving—Sehauifler Winning Declamations — Lloyd, Adams and Noble < Work and Play in Greenfell’a Mis­ sion—Greeiy, H. P. St F. E. White Shadow* ihHhe South Seas— Frederic O’Brien Young Women Citizens—Austen Choice Pieces for Little People, The Comic Entertainer, Friday A f­ ternoon Speaker, The 1 Humorous Speaker—Hines, Noble St Eldridge. TRUCK FOR ROADWAY. The State Highway Department has sent a Ford truck here to be Used in keeping the state roads in repair, Leonard Brigner is head of the road repair work in this section and has the Columbus pike from Wilherforce to. the McMillan school house and the Jamestown and Xctila pike and part of the Jamestown and Washington ( j , XL pike, Mr. Brigner ha* three m?n under him and It keeps him mov­ ing to keep the road* dn repair and the drainage in good shape; (URL FIRE TRUCK *! - if ^thcr is town marshal.; The fen truck she drive* it the tte* Ibotor fire apparatp*^ ■ • 1 . r- f- CONDENSED OH IO NEWS N«ws Items Piek#dat Raadeai and Boiled Dawn far tha Busy Reader PEICJB, $1.50A YEAR JOgBSMJTH HAS FUN WITH FORD 4«fO RDiSON—FORD APPLIES,FOR A JOB is the ering Her. %»p?a CEDAR DAY Cedarville College Campju^ WEDNESDAY, JUNE' 8, 1 PROGRAM: EPISODE I. THE. SPIRIT OF INDIAN DAYS _____ -Heta^Kadfute t * . The Spirit of Indian Days speaks. Indian men, % children arc gathering for The Com.Dance,' (An Indil ‘ , ial, when th* last of the harvest is brought a* a' t"~ Great Spirit for the rain and the sunshine which ■harvest plentiful and Which have given much food foi *, V - • , - , 4' ’* ,1 J. „ ARRIVAL OF ANOTHER TRIBE— PASSING OF PEf - ' ' ‘ * , ^ ^J , , .r " A► VJ * y1‘ Exit of Indian Tribes led by the Spirit o f Indian: EPISODE II. THE SPIRIT OF THE WILDERNESS FLPI The Spirit of the WildethesS' ipeaks. nroups3tt erdc ; The Daisies . * The TTwa „ The Wild Roses The Tree Tha Buttqrfiies , The-J^i.st. ^ The GraSshoppe^t “ *n and remon- _to the : ie the tribe.) iPIPES The (The Pionperf overcome th* Ni e p i t o k . h l . THE SPIRIT OF PATRIC •The Spirit o f State (Ohio.) - _ The Little Town Spirit (Cedarville' yesterday) -— Grifllth The Little Town Interests—Rural, Town, School,, Chi The Grown Town Spirit (Cedarville today) - —-Josephine Randall Community Spirit; Child Welfare, Play, Christianity, Music, Drama, Spirit o f Scandal, W. C. T. U., Woman Suffrage, Red Cross, Education (College and High School). ' CEDARVILLE COLLEGE INTERESTS-^ ' Crowning o f the May Queen_______ - — — Helen Stewart May Pole Dance. Cedar Day Oration __ „•_______—— Nelson H. Thom Athletics— Tennis, Base Ball, Basket Balt. t Granting of Athletic Letters. The Spirit of Yesterday— G.' A. R. f The Spirit of Today — Boy Scouts. , . The Spirit of New America ——____— — Louisa Greer The Folk Groups who pledge allegiance to our Flag; French — English — Dutch — Scotch ■ ' Recessional — “ America” . . ' ^ I A j ------------------- --------................. - ‘ 1 ■ ‘0. . > * ■- VOCAL RECITAL (The date of the Recital’ 6 f the Vocal Department o f Cedarville College is Thursday, June 9 at three o’clock instead of June 8 as Was announced. A cordial invitation is extended to any one interested. The program will be as follows:) Gray Days *, —The Greeting of the Day — ____ ____ ___ Mary St, John ^ Be Thou with Me _ ....... Hiller Farewell . 1 Lucile Cottrell Farewell----- • « .. ........... :4 Ruth Burns 4 Lotus Flower ----------------------------------- ... Hark, Hark the L a rk -------- --------------- ► When Love Laughingly Lightly__ ________ Dorothy. Ogleshee Last N ight----- ---- Wondrous Power The Dream-CanSe * ' ■3 '■ ■ Pauline Setz After a Dream Bong of Spring----- Helen Oglesbea In Old Madrid There is No;Death _ ........- fWar* The Skipper a ■ Carl C. DunCan Morin .................... A Maiden’s Bong idary S i John ■Meyer-Helmund 0 Press Thy Cheek Jensen Maiden’* Wish Chopin Lucile Cottrell Thou Art Lovely as a Flower Liszt Voices of the Wood* — __ Rubinstein Ruth Burns — Tha beautiful “Maid* of the Mist” > may be **en Cedar Day, His Coming Frihz*. Murmuring Zphyes Jansen The Little Brown Owl-— — Sanderson Dorothy Cglesbee ’ Helen Oglesbea at the Piano. Hobart juris tort, 48, negro, was Jdljed n#*r CoJpmbus by a stray bul* 4 k ir : ‘ - «. i Two, youthful bandits best and jcaocked down Mis* Dorothy Epp» stein, at’Cleveland, tore asatchel j oontaiaing $2,600 from hpr hands and. , -escaped. The girl was 'mating from [.* ’bank with the pay roll of a factory. } Albert Schmitt, 3ft, motorcycle po- f ltoeman, died from injuries sustained, in a eolliaton with, a motorcycle at Clncjnhatl., ,’Schmitt was chasing a imoedlhg motorcycle when hjs ma­ chine was bit by another machine. George MiUer,' 18, Vas-seized-with cramps and drowned .while swimming m Big Stillwater cresk,near UhrlchB- villd. . Albert M. Thomaa. 38, was electro­ cuted at Radnor, Markm county. While ' attempting to .repair.-a- fuse, that had been blown out, throwing -the town into ’ darkness, His' body was bbrned.to a .crisp by IB ,000 volt* of electricity. . Charges that Police Chief Joseph Distal pf 'Portsmouth has not eu? forced the prohibition laws are iihv dor .inveBtigafion by 1 the state prohi­ bition commissioner. , Br.’Elmer Btirritt BryanFas eiectr ed president of Ohio university at Athens. Dr,- Bryan is pow president of Colgate university, which',.pogt he has occupied since'196ft. He'is a na*' tive of Vhu Wart. ' ■ Mrs. Ellen Griffith, tentatively seated as a juror in the perjury trial of Former Judge WUU&m H. McGan- .non at Cleveland, waa 1 fitted ?60 arid costs,'- banished from the .jury” and sentenced' to 1 ft days in Jail by Com­ mon Pleas Judge Florence E. Allen on a Charge of contempt of court. Preliminary plans tar initiating a taxation amendment, to be voted on in November, were- discussed ft * meeting at Columbus of representa­ tives of various property Interests, but definite action was deferred un­ til after adjournment hr, the legisla­ ture, , Former Federal Judge John ,’W- Warrington died" at-his residence in Cincinnati following a stroke of paralysis. •He, Was a civil war' ve£ atari. , Juat after, he had called to bis, wife that he waB on “his last tow” CJay D, McFhrland,. 38, farmer was killed by lightning on his farm near North Bend, Hamilton county. Municipial light -plant a t 1 Palries- 9 H§J^jml*r*ed, Mayor WHltenr F, Grail pf Iloraia was released under 3800 bond after pleading not guilty when arraigned On. ah indictment charging criminal libel. • . General Edward Yollrath at Bucy- tus was elected president of the Crawford County Bar association and B. Jr catty -of Gallon vice presi­ dent. - , Wallace Williams, 3ft, negro, was ihot and killed at Cincinnati during; a free-for-all fight over the. owner- ship of a 2 B-cCnt piece. Warren ’ entertained the seventy- /ninth annuel conference of the Ohio Christian' church, 700 delegates at­ tending. ’ Four youthful bandits held up the Groesbeck inn in the outskirts of Cincinnati and escaped with 3191. Mr, and Mrs, D. 'JV, Hlgby( for 23 years superintendent and matron of tfae Allen county children’s home, near Lima, have announced that they soon will retire. Lorain’s expenditures for city up­ keep in 1930 were approximately 3100 , 00 ft mere than the preceding year. ' Marion will remain on central standard time this summer. Contracts for two new grade build­ ings, to coBt $338,000, were let by the Ashtabula heard of education. Teams soliciting for the Lorain community chest fund will begin their drive for 3 * 0.000 on June 11. Street oaving contract* for more than $500,000 have been awarded by Canton, Bricklayers who have been out on a strike at Akron fpr the past month returned to.work, having agreed with the contractors to accept $1 per hour pending arbitration of the wage dis­ pute. . ■ George R, Greene, 70, conductor, was killed in the Cincinnati yards. Three buildings at Catrip Sherman were damaged by fire., . Another MS-ceut cut in oil prices wa* announced by the Ohio Oil com­ pany at Findlay. It affect* five grades. Tuscarawas ceunty fruit crop 1* the smallest In years, according to the outlook of fruit grower*., Students of the College Of Wooster pledged $47,000 to *he institution, in­ augurating a drive ter aa additional $1,009,000 endowment. Silas W. Goudy and P. S. Luca* were *w 6 rn In by Judge W, J. Ahern a* Summir county jury commission- 1 $ri« Harry A. Bright filed »ult at Springfield against Cleveland Fuller asking 310,000. Bright allege* that Fuller has maliciously deprived him of the society and affection* Of hi* wife. Mayor F. A. Burkhardt Of Lima announced that he will a*k the city council- to paw an ordinance forbid- ding women appearing on the street* with rolled stocking showing their '$**« taMMHji. ■: t" MiM Marion Rutherford of Adam* township and Mi **1 Mercedes Mohr of Bloomviil* were winners in the county rural School elocution contest It Tiffin.' Immediately after a legislative committee notified Governor Davis that the two house* couldn’t agree a* to adjournment, the governor sent a message declaring the assembly ad­ journed 1 until Pec, SO, 193?. Calling of w special session tor.exclusive con-: aidcration of the taxation problem and possibly a few other Important subjects was. promised by the gov­ ernor, Despondent: because be whs out of work, John Sarka, 22 , steel worker, Youngstown, killed, himself by leap- ling from the fourth floor of a build­ ing. -Leopard Anderson, 47, electrician, was killed when he fell from'a lad. der at .East Liverpool. , ‘ • The 1920 report Of Dr, U, G. Mur­ rell. State registrar of vital statistics, places organic heart disease first, pneumonia second, cerebral hemor­ rhage third and- tuberculosis fourth in the death .causes in Ohio. Death* from cancer greatly increased, com­ pared‘with 1919. „Miss Elma Roberts has resigned a? dean of women at Wilmington col­ lege •Miss Myrtle Stone, 26, was drowned ;at Milton reservoir, 10 miles west of Youngstown. Judge A. F. O’Neil of Akron filed suit at -Canton against’ William F. Dorlund, traffic policeman, for $2,500, charging unlawful arrest and abusive treatment. . Three persons Were, injured at Fre­ mont when a railway motor car Crashed Into an automobile owned by Eme$t 0 navely. problems confronting Ohio farmers and grain men and plana for operat­ ing a -broader market 1 for foodstuffs will be discussed at the annual-con­ tention. of the Ohio .Grain Dealers' association, to be held at Toledo June' •22 and 23,; Charles Rehfleld, slayer of Dr. Horape Benson, -dentist, at Norwalk, was electrocuted in the penitentiary.. H b died saying^ he was innocent. ^ At Oleveiand'John Eoeclii, 30. was formally charged ^"with murder after detectives said he Confessed that.he shot and killed his 25-year-old bride because of her devotidn to. her first lover;: < • ’ -. Governor Davie hue appointed Miss Rose Moriarty, Republican, Of Cleve- 1 -rid, a member of.tbe state indus- I .commission to succeed H. E. ,.iliOtt. Republicansof -Delaware. The aja% tenste contjmed the' nomiua- Jrif” ®#" Vimtontidn to legislatrifri into special session “for the specific purpose' of enacting tax relief legislation as soon after sine die adjournment as it will be most opportune 'arid convenient.’’ Mrs. Delia Mclnerriey was arrested for alleged tampering With members of- a jury which convicted her of per­ jury in the murder trial of Porper Judge MoGannon at Cleveland. ’Foliudri.ttg a loyprs* quarrel,' cred Hffilar, 21, shot arid'killed himself at Upper Arlington, ^ear Columbus. The body of a man, apparently 60, was found in the Ohio river at Cin­ cinnati. Three bottles of poison were found lu the pockets ot his coat and a brick was tied to his neck. Sylvester Browh, alias-Hill, a ne­ gro, who pleaded guilty to killing Patrolman Alexander Warren at Youngstown, was sentenced to elec­ trocution. - William Woodbridge, who ltves on a farm west of Mt. Vernon, was killed by lightning- Mrs. Ira Thorn­ burg and Mrs. Ronald Leach also are in a serious condition as a-result of being struck by lightning. , Prosecuting Attorney MiloL. Myers notified farmers that plowing and planting on Sundays ’must stop In Union* county, He threatened to prosecute all violators. Harry C. Forey, former Marlon county treasurer, wa* sentenced to an indeterminate term lu the Ohio penitentiary for embezzling county funds. Although he was accused in three indictment* of embezzling 314,303, Forey pleaded guilty to the .lesser one, charging embezzlement of 360, Prices ' of country butter radge from 10 .cents to 40 cent* a pound in Various Ohio counties, according to figure* complied by O. J. West, agri­ cultural statistician for tfae state. The lowest price reported, is from near Logan, Hocking county, A. B. $mith, 36, and his son Ver­ non, 10 , Pare drowned in a whirlpool just above a falls at Logan. The father had jumped in to rescue "the boy, ■' Police at Lima recovered a valise containing gold, silver and currency to the amount o f' 320 , 000 , stolen from the -Htlntertowri, Ind., bank, in an abandoned automobile. A few bond* are still missing, Charles Burrows,- 45, Was shot to death by Mrs. Ella Durr, 42, in her room above a livery stable at Leb­ anon. Mrs. Durr declares Burrow* tried to force his attentions upon her, Mrs. Alta M. Kohler, convicted of murdering her two Children at War­ ren on Dec. 5, 1920, was sentenced to Marysville penitentiary for life. Several buildings, including a large grist mill, were set bn fire by light­ ning at Spenccrvllle, 12 miles west of Lima. Professor G, W. Finch wafc elected county superintendent of schools ot Ashland county. More than 3«00,609 1* to be spent in improving and extendi^ tote phone service at Dayton during the next two Jeam. H. L Phillips, jokaemitb on the Cincinnati Time**gtas, who writes wTfe* Once Over” columnTurn sport with Henry Ford who applies for a Job apder Thoms* Edison and sub­ mits to anSbcamination such us Edi­ son proposed fop college professors someweeks *go that caused much comment in the press, - Beene; Edison plant, Time; Plenty. Mr, Ford enter* and asks Mr, Edi- son for a position. 1 Edison: ' ‘Well, Hen,, what can I do for you?” Ford; “I’am looking for work.” Edison^ “Looking for workl Why Hen, I thought, you had the biggest paying business in the country.” Ford: “Well, it’s like this; I’m sick of it; there’s too much detail— too many little things to look after,” Edison; “Why.don’ you make a lar­ ger car?” Ford: No, i wanta get,into a new game, something more illuminating and with a brighten future in It.” ■- - Edison: “Whatpher guntor do with the fliyver business?” Ford; “Oh, I know4« couple of -nice Jewish boys, and I'am gunter let ’em haveit.” ' * . Edipon; “Well, Hen, you're a friend of mine and all that, but I can’t give any one a job here who doesn’t pass my XYZ test, . It’s the rules',.you ' know. . Do ypu think you could an­ swer a hundred questions on history, geography, etc,?” . . Ford: ’ “The last time I tried it I made an. awful mess of it. Couldn’t you lay off the history stuff * * just as a-'favor?,” - , -Edison: i’No? history is very im­ portant in'the electric light business. A man. who doesn’t know,' for in­ stance, how long Cleopatra was sick, copld never string a telephone wire properly * * * and ■just fancy employing a man to charge’ a battery. if he couldn’ t tell off hand what col­ ored vesta Henry the*Eighth- .wort?” ' Ford: "Well, ,shoOt your questions, but I don’t like the idea.” - - " Edison: “Who was Paul Revere?” - ' Ford: A jockey or something like that, wasn’t he?” \ > , Edison: “Coh’eeL Who wrote “The Star-Spangled Banner?” \ Ford ;“George C. Francis Cohan, wasn’t it?” , - Edison: a“Right! Now> who was Joh'p QuiriCy Adams?” Ford; “He’s ' the feller that write Ford: “Wellf I’ve Studied a ©t fii my spare parts' * ♦ 4 1 should say, my spare.hours.” • is Edison: *“Who was Moses?” Ford: “Let’s not get into any ra­ cial duspuito,” Edison: “Now, Hon, tell me; who was Hendrick Hudson?” Ford: '-’He invented the Hudson motor Car.” * Edison; “Who wrote “The Barber of Sevelle?” Ford: ‘IdUnno, unless it was Gil­ lette-” ''''' % ■ Edison: “Correct, Hen. Tell me something about Mephistopheles,” Ford; “Mephistopheles are young mosquitoes; ain’t’ they?” . Edison: “It’s impossible to stick you. What Latin motto was on the original American flag?” Ford: “F. O. B. Detroit.” Edison: “What is the capital of Socony?” Ford: “About $10,000,000> Edison: “Whe™'is Sedan?” . Ford; “I dunuo; I came up in a coupe.” , Edison: “Name a famous general,” Ford: “General Motors.” Edison: “Where are the greatest tin mines located?” Ford: “Detroit,” * Edison: “Who discovered carbori?” Ford: “Do you-know any car own­ er who didn’t?” Edison: “HoWmany miles to a gal­ lon.” Ford: “Eighteen or your money Back.” " ' Edison: “What does the Monroe Doctrine guarantee?” . Fofd: “ Ninety days service at any of our service stations.’^ Edison: “What killed Ben Hur?” Ford: “Probably a garage bill for Chariot repairs.” . Edison: “Where -do All the codfish come from?” Ford: “I dunno, I just keep ad­ vertisin’ the car and they just flock in from all sides to buy it.” Edison: “Oh, there’s no sense go­ ing any further; you Answer them as well As 1 could. Take off .your coat and hat and go to work.” RAILROAD PAY IS GUT The U. 9. Labor Board has ordered a cut in railroad employees wages a- mounting,to four hundred million dol­ lars annually. The'cut ranges from 5 to IS cents an hour. Section men were reduced 18 per cent and common la­ bor to $3.02 for eight hours. The tail- road heads contend the board has not cut wages enough yet. Mabel and Babel are tety '“ fast” , young ladies and they cause a lot of trouble in “Nothing But the Truth” next Monday night, at the opera bouse.