1917 Cedrus Yearbook

19 17 How to kill the Cedrus. 1. Don't buy one. Borrow your friend's book. Be a sponge. 2. Look up the advertisers and trade with some other fellow. Be a quitter. S. Never hand in news, jokes, etc. Criticise everything in the book. Be a knocker. 4. If you are a member of the staff,play tennis, ragtime,or any old thing, except tend to business. Be a shirk. If you think these jokes are old And should be put upon the shelf Just come around, a few of you, And hand some in yourself. The question has often been raised as to whether the log is in "rythm" with the alge when it "brays." (Verse Dedicated to Prof. Jurkat.) Ourfriend is tall; but where he'd reach It sometimes makes me wonder, If now what constitutes his feet Had never been turned under. Louisa Finney—Looking at the pictures in the Cedrus: "Senior pictures?" Olive Finney—"No,seen yours?" Mule in the barnyard,lazy and slick; Boy with a pin on the end of a stick, Creeps up behind him quiet as a mouse— Crape on the door of the little boy's house. 011ie—"Do you know that I got a perfect Physics exam?" Ann C—Honestly? Cornwell—Now, look here, don't ask uncomfortable questions. 103