1917 Cedrus Yearbook

19 17 Evolution of the Student. Freshman—Please, ma'am,I didn't understand the question. Sophomore—I don't understand the question. Junior—What did you say? Senior—Huh? Why was the trouble in Chapel on Hallowe'en night like a mushroom? Because it sprang up in a night. Why is 011ie Cornwell's nose like iron? Because it is a specimen of hardware. Little drops of acid, Little specks of zinc; Put into a test tube Make an awful—odor. Prof.—How would you discover a fool? Student—By the questions he would ask. Speaking of jokes, how many did you put into this publication? They have been going together for a long time. Who? Your feet. Bill A.—Will you go autoing with me? Miss Schneder—I should say not! Exhibit my 1917 gown in your 1492 car? (Original with Rob.(%) Break, break, break, On thy cold, gray stones,0sea! Broke,brokeb,roke, That's what's the matter with me! Ralph Elder (as a missionary)—"Why do you look at me so intently?" Cannibal—Because I am the food-inspector. Prof. Jurkat (In German)--"In Germany the boys and girls go to separate schools, except in the country." Tom Kennon—"The country for me." Bill—"Helen, I have a very important question to ask you!" Helen—"Oh, Bill, this is so sudden!" Bill—"Please be serious now, Helen, and tell me just what you think." Helen—"Yes, yes, Bill, go on!" Bill—"Well do you really think sweet peasshould he planted on. St.Patrick's (lay?" Prof. Allen (In Bible Class)—"How 1118 1IY have seen a unicorn?" Wallace Anderson—"I have." Did you ever notice that when cupid hits tlw mark he always Mrs. it. Prof. Wright(In History of Education) "I will expect you to burn midnight oil over this lesson." Elwood—"I have gas in my room." Prof. McChesney (in Paidology)—"It doesn't require much ability to keep house in the city. All you have to do is to get a can-opener." 104